Monday, January 26, 2009

...I think it's broken.

Tim and I were walking to a shoe place in downtown Rochester, when I noticed a faded yellow sign leaned up against the door that said "HOE REPAIR" in bold, black letters.


Here's a list of questions:

1. What factors determine a broken hoe?

2. How do we know if this hoe desires to be fixed?

3. Does the hoe have a choice in how it's repaired?

4. Who does the repairing of the hoe?

5. Is hoe repair something you can get a degree in, or is it a simple certification process?

6. In these horrible economic times, are there ample opportunities for hoe repairmen and women, or are there simply not enough hoes to go around?

7. Do hoe repairmen and women aim to change the face of the planet, one broken hoe at a time?

8. Is hoe repair an hourly position, salary position, or based solely on a hoe-by-hoe basis?

For all of you who are interested, these are the sorts of questions that political scientists should always be asking. That is why, in fact, I've chosen to finish this blog and go to bed as opposed to finishing my homework for my Communism course.

2 comments:

aahhtalkingmuffins said...

first, I think that this entry is an excellent substitute for communism homework.

and on a sidenote, there was a Home Depot that before they opened up, they had the sign lit up a few weeks before they opened for business. The only problem was that the "M" burnt out, so when people just glanced at it when they drove by at night, it said "HOE DEPOT"

just thought you would appreciate that.

Monster Librarian said...

As far as Communism homework, you could ask, "How might the hoe best be shared by all, in its' repairing...? WHA?

Ha ha ha...you should post this as a note on Facebook. Can only imagine the great commenting!